sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
apparently teenagers need 10 hours of sleep a night to function properly maybe thats why i suck at everything
"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
im so hooked on muggleborns fucking shit up with pop culture references
dumbledore warns for something with the words “very dangerous” and around the great hall you hear scattered “much frightening” “such peril”
snape gets really fuckin pissed off at a kid named luke and roars “LUKE!!!” and luke stands up and screams back “I AM YOUR FATHER”
mcgonagall catches students doing something against hogwart’s rules and yells “WHY?” and one kid goes “M C A”